Posted by: Patrick Mosolf | Saturday, 19 July, 2008

Tales of the Bizarre: Superhumans, FBI Vegetarians, Smoking Colombians, Drug Dealing Presidents, Fascists, Impotence and Mind Control

All the crazy/interesting things you can find on the internet, which are just fascinating, and also bizarre.

Another wired day provides various odd perspectives that keep life interesting.

The toilet doesn’t flush. An everyday occurrence. Well it just so happens that this one toilet contained a bunch of shredded documents called the Osenberg list, a list of German scientists under the Nazis. A US Army officer tapes them together to form a list of scientists that would be recruited to come to the US to work as scientists after World War II. Well now you know what happened to some of those Nazis! And it all came down to that toilet that wouldn’t flush. (see this link)

You’re a rich Swiss guy. You wake up one morning and find that- viola! You have an extra ten million dollars in your bank account. Nice huh? Well, you do the right thing and you inform the bank. As it turns out, you got the money that the small southeast Asian country of Brunei had tried to send to Oliver North’s Swiss bank account to fund the Contras in Nicaragua after the US Congress had blocked further funding for their guerrilla war against the Sandanistas. All part of a wider effort to fund the Contras which included selling arms to Iran. How did you get all that money? Well, Oliver North’s secretary accidentally transposed two numbers in North’s bank account number. (see here)

The FBI is spying on vegan potlucks. Hey, I told you those vegetarians are dangerous. Its all part of an FBI strategy to keep an eye on groups planning to demonstrate at the Republican National Convention. (see here) Sounds like COINTELPRO all over again. Hey, go demonstrators! Maybe you’ll persuade McCain to give up the war. Have some tofu on my behalf. And don’t talk to the cops, they don’t speak our language.

There would be a revolution in America, but the true revolutionaries are being held back by their castrating wives. The KGB and British Intelligence used fear of homosexuality and male impotence to brainwash them into giving up the revolution. But the Reagan administration listened to these revolutionaries, even though they blamed all the world’s problems on Henry Kissinger and Nelson Rockefeller. The Chinese are a lower animal species, the British are a parasitic species, the masses are subhuman, but thankfully, the world will soon be ruled by the “superhumans”. These Communists, through their unsolicited intelligence briefs, are revealing scientists involved in a plot to overthrow Middle Eastern governments. Or are they Fascists? Oh, and by the way, Queen Elizabeth is at the head of Jewish control of the international drug trade. Brought to you By Lyndon LaRouche. I’m serious! It was all a conspiracy! (read about it here.) (and here)

Any aliens involved?

But don’t worry. The former US Attorney General defended LaRouche in court. And he also defended Saddam Hussein and Slobodan Milosevic, along with Nazi war criminals and marijuana legalization activists. Then he tried to impeach George Bush. Ramsey Clark

But wait! there’s more…. The CIA sold drugs to your neighbor, and the money was used by Harvard to buy back your foreclosed home. Philip Morris smuggled cigarettes to Colombian drug producers, while GE’s stock price is propped up by selling TVs and VCRs to drug money launderers in South America. Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton were elected to office using drug money. NATO invaded Kosovo to liberate the Kosovo Liberation Army’s heroin money for Wall Street. But before that Bill Clinton went to Moscow to spy on Americans. Then, later, Clinton avoided impeachment in the Monica Lewinsky scandal by releasing a report showing that Reagan and George Bush, Sr. were dealing drugs. Really! George W. Bush’s daddy was a drug dealer! Hey, it’s all here.

Oh, and another thing. The Buddha foretold the coming of Mohammed as a supreme enlightened being called Maitreya. Or at least someone thinks so… (see here)

And did I mention that one of my former fellow students believed we may be subject to mind control? (see here)

Well not bad for one day. The FBI is converting to vegetarianism, while Islam is the last in a line of religions going back to Buddhism. But will the FBI convert? The Nazis were recruited into America because a toilet wouldn’t flush. Some Swiss guy made 10 million dollars from Oliver North. Reagan got elected using drug money, dealt drugs, and then listened to a bunch of Fascist revolutionaries. Superhumans are taking over the world, you’re under mind control, but don’t worry, Ramsey Clark will defend you in court. Columbian drug producers are smoking a lot of cigarettes, but the New York Stock Exchange should go up soon. We’re all addicts anyway. That’s what Queen Elizabeth wanted. And thank God Bill Clinton had that report handy to protect him from the man eating Congress.

COINTELPRO is probably reading this as we speak. Or at least this post will keep the spambots busy… Aliens, look out! We know what you’re up to!

The author of this blog is not responsible for factual errors, lies or misrepresentations on the websites linked to this article.

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